Last updated May 20, 2018 by Balyn McDonald
The lead-up to Rio was a little undercooked, to put it mildly.
The Founders Cup had just finished, and the surfing world was almost universally under-whelmed with pool wave contests. It turns out that most surfers actually wanted the unpredictable imperfection of the contests about which we so often complained. We were happy to trade machine perfection for last-minute buzzer-beaters, end-sections and contest results that actually meant something.
So, we moved our attention back to the tour, hoping for some of that unpredictable magic. We were buoyed by the news that the Margaret River Pro was actually going to be completed, and excited by the fact that it was going to be held in a world-class wave. So much so, that we were willing to overlook the myriad differences between the venues and ignore the gaps in logic that must have led to the decision. Maybe the tour was our saviour after all; maybe we just needed another tour contest to rekindle our love for professional surfing. But – and this was the big complaint – why did Rio have to be our saviour? I mean, RIO?
Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed the Rio contest. And, while my fantasy teams were only moderately successful (Jordy, John? What’s up?), I think I know where my heart lies when it comes to surf contests.
Just don’t call it ‘ocean surfing’, for fuck’s sake.
Other than a close call against Keanu Asing in R3, Filipe was a class above the rest of the field for the entire event. Much like Italo in Bells and the Sharks in WA, Filipe was on roll that the rest of the tour were helpless to prevent. He had the only perfect 10, 3 of the top-4 highest heat totals, and the highest AHS for the contest.
Did anyone else find his Piping Hot wetsuit amusing? I keep half-expecting it to be a joke. What’s their wetsuit technology like, anyway? Wade’s no joke though; he was a cool as ice throughout the event and is now leading the ROTY race above MRod and Griff respectively.
Wade also stood out for his streamlined approach to tour life. There was a moment when the live feed crossed to the ‘coaches” area, only for the commentator (Kaipo?) to declare that Wade had an entourage of one: himself. What? Nobody? The WSL posted this:
“The modern professional surfer tends to have a fairly large support team. Parents, coaches, team managers, shapers and filmers often provide an integral mobile framework that allows each athlete to perform at their peak. In Brasil, though, Wade Carmichael chose a more solitary approach. The Australian traveled, roomed and freesurfed in Saquarema on his own, backing his own judgment, heat strategy and knowledge of his equipment. It showed a man who is supremely confident in his own skin and whose calm authority is all the more remarkable considering his rookie status. It also pushed him up to World No. 5. The lone wolf is now hunting in the top pack.”
How cool is that? It makes some of the other guys seem downright soft.
A record-breaking win. Steph now has the same number of event wins as Layne Beachley, making her the equal all-time leader in women’s surfing. She’s a very real chance of equalling Layne’s 7 world titles too, if she can continue her amazing season.
I loved her quote too: “I just want it, I want it really bad. That’s what changed.” Anyone who remembers how much Steph dominated when she was hungry a decade a go would be ready to hand her the title now.
It’s virtually a two-horse race for the title at this point, and with both Lakey and Steph still in the Margaret River / Uluwatu contest, it’s pretty tight. Lakey has been on fire this year, and she could be the only thing that potentially stands in the way of Steph’s first title in four years. She must be cursing the timing of her new-found hunger though, surely.
After a shaky start that included another loss to Mikey and a narrower than necessary win against Deivid Silva, John seemed to have shrugged the competitive monkey off his back at Rio. He kicked Pupo a second areshole in R3, and was looking the goods for a shot at redemption.
The intermittent lefts of R4 were not as kind to John as the heaving rights at Barrinha, and that one round, four heats that could have waited until another day, were enough to throw him back into his poor run of form. Where was the two-times-winner of the Rio event? Where was the two-time world champion?
John benefits greatly from the fact that the WSL are finishing the Margaret River event. Sure, Uluwatu isn’t his playground like MR is, but we all know he can surf barrelling lefts. Most importantly, it gives him the opportunity to turn a throw-away result into a shot at title redemption. I’ll reserve my predictions on John’s season until after that event is run.
Has Wilko’s skidmark of a season taught him nothing? Has he been blind to John’s post-chin-fluff-removal form nosedive? Hair is power in professional surfing, and he who fucks with it gets their just deserts. Wade’s onto something, methinks.
Really? Losing to Ian Gouveia in thick, barrelling rights? Didn’t he know that Ian had a perfect record to maintain?
It was Tomas and Griff at the Gold Coast, Pat (he counts as a born-again-rookie, right?) at Bells and Wade in Brazil. There are 3 rookies in the top 12 right now, and several of them are still in the fight for the Uluwatu River event. That’s not even mentioning Mikey Wright’s dominance, Ian’s spanking of Jordy, or the fact that Willian Cardoso hasn’t lost in R2 all year (unlike JJF, ADS, Owen and many others). The rookies just aren’t scared anymore, and the tour should be on notice.
Missed some quality waves here at Brazil. but dropped an impressive Search video to show us he’s doing OK.It actually made me realise, possibly for the first time, that Micks backhand is pretty lethal. And that I was probably ignorant of this fact because there aren’t any performance lefts on tour.
He’s still ranked 11th, above Griffin, John, Adriano, Jordy and Joel and should be, as far as I’m concerned, the ‘nude run’ benchmark for the end of the year: either finish the season ranked above Mick, or streak the length of the beach at Pipe as punishment.
The ‘revised scale’ that encouraged surfers to push the envelope or suffer the consequences was truly thrown out at the wave pool. They were juicing everything, from easy half-barrels to flat airs and 17 backside floaters. It was ugly. But, it wasn’t a tour event and I figured that Pritamo would reset the scale and resume his demands for performance once Rio started. I was wrong.
While Filipe deserved his 10, and his 9.93 was pretty incredible, most of the contest saw 7s that would otherwise have been lucky to make the good range at other events. I’m not sure if it was just a Founders Cup hangover, if they were just surprised to see barrels at Rio, or if it’s the new normal. I hope it’s the first of the three options.
Credit where it’s due though, there weren’t any decisions that made me question whether the best surfer progressed.
It was a bit of a B-team feel, but it wasn’t too bad. Potz was Potz, Pete was Pete. Cote was fine except for his 540 bullshit. There was another guy, but his name escapes me. I barely heard much as it went into the small hours Sydney time, and I was playing it softly so as to not wake my kids.
6 – CT event wins for Filipe. It’s also the number of finals he’s surfed, making his win rate in finals 100%.
11 – places Wade jumped after his runner-up finish in Rio (16th to 5th). Filipe went from 9th to 2nd.
540 – degrees in a full-rotation, according to Chris Cote. He and I had a polite clash of views on Twitter, including a moment where he admitted that he considers a ‘straight air’ a 180, but I was unable to change his mind. He was still wrong though.
3 – rookies in the quarter-finals at Rio (Yago, Wade & MRod)
4 – career CT events for Wade
8 – total points across 2 heats for Conner Coffin. Yep; that’s the combined total of his 4 best waves.
5.79 – average winning margin on the finals day of the men’s event (13.71 winners vs. 7.92 losers). It tells the story of how one-sided many of the heats were.
4 – average finishing place for Yago Dora at this event over the past 2 years, with a 3rd and a 5th. His win % sits at 63.63
7* – consecutive 13th place results for Jordy Smith (since Trestles 2017) *he could still finish above 13th win a win in R3 at Uluwatu
50 – events since Parko’s last event win (Oakley Pro, Kermas, 2013)
23.53 – win percentage for Wilko since Tahiti last year (4 heat wins* in 8 events). It’s 22.22% for this season alone. *his R2 ‘win’ at Pipe was not surfed as Stu Kennedy was injured and was therefore not counted as a win.
12.62 – Mikey Wright’s AHS for the season, higher than anyone on tour. He is equal with Fanning, and behind Jack Robinson (13.94). The best of the full-time tour surfers is Jordy with 12.47.
6 – full days until the Keramas event.
Best wave: It was tempting to put a certain air in this spot, but I was looking for a more complete wave. Most of the top-scoring waves for this event were based on a single air or barrel, all of which were incredible. Filipe’s first wave in his QF against Kolohe had more. He comes out of a good barrel, celebrates by burying his rail in a way that would make SurfCore2001 take notice, and then scores a couple of smaller manoeuvres on the inside. Complete.
Best heat: The R2 barrel-fest that was Joan vs. Seabass was amazing. Both surfers got incredible waves, and it was super close. In the end, only a fall on Joan’s massive post-barrel, end-section floater cost him the heat by 0.2 points.
Best Manoeuvre: Come on now, don’t be shy. We all know Filipe had this in the bag with his backside, full-rotation, no-grab, 13-foot-across reverse air (how’s that, Chris?). How many times have you watched it? Notable mentions go to John John, and Ian. Yes, Ian Gouveia.
Most impressive: Filipe dominated almost every aspect of this contest. It’s a no-brainer.
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